Lies I Tell Myself

I'll just watch this one episode of SVU and then I'll get up and clean.

These heels don't hurt.

I'll just window shop.

I'll shave my legs tomorrow.

Tequila is a good choice.

My house is usually cleaner than this.

I will only have one glass of wine tonight.

I'm over it.

My diet starts on Monday.

Everything's fine.

I'll do the ALL of the laundry tomorrow.

I don't want extra cheese.